For Goodness sake get a Grip!

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  1. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    So far I've read :-

    Need to take lucky wife - ANSWER = It's really not about your wife, it's about football, save the expense. No seriously, we didn't win the JPT cos you brought your wife...... it was the "lucky ladders" we saw on the way.

    Need 2 Goalies on the bench - ANSWER - When do we ever need 2 goalies in a game, let alone 2 on the bench?

    Driving from Midlands to watch a game on a Big Screen, in Barnsley when the game is being played in the Midlands, and is showing in every pub in between? ANSWER Just buy a ticket in the home end.

    I think I might set myself up as an Agony Aunt.

    Anyone else need some frank advice??
     
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  2. AthersleyRed

    AthersleyRed Well-Known Member

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    Are there any tickets spare for the beamback??
     
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  3. Archey

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    I might not be home while 8pm tomorrow night. Do you reckon they'll delay kick off for me?

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    I've got 2 mates called Frank..

    Which one do I take?

    Frank 1 is an absolute tw@.. with no morals..

    Frank 2 is a numpty ... with no self belief.

    Thanks..
     
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  5. Mr C

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    MISS!! You forgot to berate the spineless gits who are betting on Walsall, because they can't take the pain of an unlikely defeat. :D
     
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    We all cope in different ways. I'm sure there will be some who won't be able to bear to watch it.
     
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    I think that one is aimed at me.

    In the 80s I watched from the Shed as Ronnie Glavin scored against Chelsea in a 2-1 win - a very frightening experience.
    In 2000 a mate of mine (a Blues season ticket holder) got me a ticket with the home fans at St Andrews for the play-off first leg. I consider myself lucky to have escaped with my life.
    Even at the recent game at Burton Albion I was in with the home fans and received abusive comments.

    I don't think I want that sort of s**t to be honest.

    Anyway, a kind chap saw my thread and has offered me a spare ticket, so I WILL be at Walsall tomorrow.
     
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  8. Mike Lowry

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    I just think many of our fans have turned hysterical with fear, under the weight of expectation.

    Nerves I get, but reading the BBS feels like some of our fans are preparing themselves for failure. I just hope the players show more courage than some of us at the prospect of achieveing something tomorrow night
     
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    Who the **** is driving up from the Midlands to see the game on the big screen at Oakwell hahaha
     
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    My 97 year old grand father has been following this thread with interest and is pleased the bbs now has a resident agony aunt. He therefore asks for advice on what he sees as a delicate dilemma
    when he was younger he would place a metal bar over his peni5 push down and bend the metal bar these days he cant do it and asks do you think his wrist have gone he says that this situation as left him baffled due to the fact that when he was in his 20s it took him 2 hands to hold his peni5 whilst these days he can hold it with one does this mean hes getting stronger ?
     
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    I'm in Robin Hoods Bay trying to forget about the fact that, although we're 3 goals ahead, there's still a finite chance that we...errrrrr....that we.....errrrrr...well, what I mean is.....errrrrr.....let me put it another way........

    Watching it in Dodeth Club tomorrow evening.
     
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    Il be ballaxed in Leeds, can you come and make it all better when I'm hanging out Friday morning please? Failing that what's the best hangover cure?
     
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  13. Merde Tete

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    I am rather surprised you didn't realise that my tongue was placed firmly in my cheek. (Still might have a go at crowdfunding her a ticket though!)
     
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    I posted about 2 goalies, asking opinions that's all. Don't need to get a grip, I believe we'll be at Wembley Sunday week in all our finery. I doubt very much ithat Walsall will get 3, and I'm confident we'll score at least once.
     
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