So who's that girl there? I’m sorry I was wrong it’s Jay, the massive haired freak He don't do much work you know He just listens to The Streets I think he’s illegitimate TM’s a funny man If you’re not off to Brentford He sez you’re not a proper fan he’s cacked in ladies quims, yeah and he’s mocked our nice chairman Amongst some other offences Then there’s Dirk with girls of the night They’re booked off Northern Angels it’s a dubious website They're all infected but he'll be alright Cause he's an optician, don't you know I said he's an optician, don't you know! Although they're trying not to listen SM’s still shouting that he’s in the ground Behind the goal is his position He’s telling Shuker he’s a ******* clown And oh they must be up to summat Want half a chance to show they’re more than likely They make me gip and clutch my stomach I start to wonder what the Hartogs might be What the Hartogs might be They’re always loving when the sun goes down And they’re always loving when the sun goes down And they’re always loving when the sun goes down Around here Around here And now here comes the pissing lawyer Isn't he Mister Inconspicuous He just comes here to bail ‘em out His eye to detail is meticulous And they’re delighted when they see him Pulling in and givin’ cops the eye It’s not long before he frees ‘em To stalk again beneath the clear night sky They won't stop til they’re all banned, and... They’re always loving when the sun goes down And they’re always loving when the sun goes down And they’re always loving when the sun goes down Around here They’re always loving when the sun goes down Upsetting people from the Barnsley town And they’re always loving when the sun goes down Around here Around here What a scary clan Just give ‘em half a chance I bet they'll bum you if they can You can see it in they’re eyes that they’ve got a nasty plan I hope you're not involved at all.. Dedicated to the departed TFP
