White Dogshit this morning. When I was growing up in the late 70's and early 80s white dogshit was the go as far as dogs arses were concerned.</p> Then in the late 80s and early 90s a shift from the white crap you were standing in to the darker brown model we see today.</p> What worries me is if the dog that laid the white stool this morning was on some kind of Quantum leap expedition from the 80s for dogs. I was looking for another dog with a large calculator type machine called Ziggy but I couldn't see the dastardly mutt in question.</p> Jesus, I've just realised I wouldn't be able to see the dog because he is invisible to everybody but Sam the white shitting dog?</p> Its only because I am watching through my TV that I can see the thing with Ziggy.... </p> I feel stupid now!!!</p>
I don't know? It's a mystery of the modern world.... I preferred it. It didn't stain as much as the new stuff. I now have a cream carpet as well.</p> Bring back white dog ****.........</p> Disclaimer</p> I don't make a habit of walking/sliding in **** by the way!!</p>
It disappeared cos dogs dont eat as many bones as they used to. Apparently, it was the bones that made the **** white.
RE: I don't know? It's a mystery of the modern world.... White dog **** is just dried out brown dogshit - however if it rains on white dog ****.....it get's its original colour back! Amazing eh? Yes i did do it as an experiment.
Couldn't have time it better, just got in, warmed some food up to sit and eat while I log on, open the first message and it's about white dog poo!! This tomato sausage dunt half taste funny.
RE: You are 68? That's the average age of the birds you attract. By the way ... I think the current score is 11-3. Jay has reached a plateau. And Frank is beating Jay 17-3.
RE: You are 68? I expect Jay's next 'spurt' to be on the next Bank Holiday. You should have seen the the size of that big black bloke parked up outside Jay's house on Setdi. Checking his watch. Don't know what he did after I collected Bearbunch at the time we agreed on. Leaving Frank in the house alone.
The reason is I asked our Professor of animal nutrition this one.... In the 1970s it was common to include chalk as a filler in dog food. There is more energy than needed by your average dog in a meat based dog food and chalk is cheaper than meat - even the crap meat in dog food. Once the meaty stuff was digested the chalk became visable. But since then its been banned - hence no more white dog ****.
RE: What would you know about women in their sixties??? I know that a 60 year woman has 14 years to live, statistically. And that she's probably dry as a bone. Especially if she lives next door to Dirk.
I know who he was. I think he works for the Tongan National Rugby team. I saw their mini-bus parked there on one of the very rare match days that Jay actually went to Oakwell. By the noises coming from the house I think they were working out.
Brilliant answer !! You , sir , are a genius . I thought I'd got you on that one . I now realise that I'm in the company of a true master .(nodding2fingers) (nodding2fingers) (nodding2fingers) (Y) (Y) (Y)
RE: What would you know about women in their sixties??? But her teenage daughters are often wet through. (All 16 + officer)
So - she had her kids in her 40's? She's 60. They are teenage. I bet this non-existent lady has a flange that hangs down like Jay's man baps. Do you make those glasses that when you put them on you are invisible to everyone who is sunbathing naked in the garden next door?
RE: So - she had her kids in her 40's? They work fine until you start to knock one out when stood too close to the fence and the panels start to rattle.