For Those Who Remember 'Come Dine With Me' A Funny Thing Happened Yesterday

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  1. Mos

    MossMan Active Member

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    Well, i'm currently in Florida, Orlando precisely, I'm visitng placement students at Disney for a few days before heading dow to Miami- poor me I know. Anyroad I flew yesterday, and was on the Virgin Atlantic Flight.I always make sure thatI sit on a 747 by the window about 3 rows back from the front exit. On this caseI was in 27A and the stewards 'galley' was to my right, on the other side of which was 3 empty seats. When the plane had finished boarding,I had two empty seat next to me, so could lie out across all three seats, further behind the plane was quite full. Nobody had taken the seats on the other side of the galley from me as the seatbelt sign was still illuminated after take off. when suddenly a big fat woman just went and sat in them at the protests of the stewards as the seat belt light was on.I laughed thinking to myself 'just like Pippa, the heffer'. ThenI stopped, motionless in jaw dropping horror asI looked straight across to realise that IT WAS HER. I couldn't believe it, she is the least nice personI have ever met....I was horrified and did not want her to recognise me. Thankfully she didn't as I have shaved my beard off and was wearing glasses, but Jesus christ the horror of that week with her all came flooding back!!! I sneaked a photo as evidence as I didn't think anyone would believe me, I'll show it in wide screen when I get back.</p>

    Small world, but thankfully she didn't get me in the mile high club.</p>
     
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  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Flipping heck , Stu

    She's not stalking you , is she ???
    Have a great time mate , provided you avoid Pippa !!!!!
     
    JLWBigLil, Jan 21, 2007
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  3. Mos

    MossMan Active Member

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    Will do

    I'll steer clear of the all you can scoff joints.
     
    MossMan, Jan 21, 2007
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  4. Den

    Denby Dale Tyke New Member

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    Ah Pippa

    I quite liked her. :$
     
    Denby Dale Tyke, Jan 21, 2007
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  5. Mos

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    RE: Ah Pippa

    You're a sick man. Thank god I haven't seen her since.
     
    MossMan, Jan 22, 2007
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  6. Gue

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    RE: Ah Pippa

    You shagged her in the plane bogs didn't you ?
     
    Guest, Jan 22, 2007
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  7. Mos

    MossMan Active Member

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    Come on Dirk

    Have you seen the size of the plane bogs?
     
    MossMan, Jan 22, 2007
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  8. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    One question:

    Does "plane bogs" mean "harris"?

    Many thanks,

    Stevey T.
     
    The Full Ponty, Jan 22, 2007
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  9. Gue

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    RE: Come on Dirk

    pmsl. She was vile. Bet they were smegging her in flight meal.
     
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