Forwarding this to Gordon so he can get Simon a FCKING CENTRE HALF

I am Mrs. Erica Johnson from Netherlands, I am 67 years old, and I am deaf
and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my
brain, from all
indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious
that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for
the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very
bad stage. I was brought up from a motherless babies home was married to
my late husband for twenty years without a child died in a fatal motor
accident.

Before his death we were true Christians. Since his death I decided not to
re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of
$8.6million dollars with ABN AMBRO bank Presently, this money is still
with them and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come
forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of authorization to
somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over because of
my illness or I will forfeit it to the government.
Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing
treatment for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my ability to talk
and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.

It is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization
of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization,
the poor and the motherless baby's home where I come from. I want you God
fearing, to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows, I
took this decision, before I rest in peace because my time will soon be
up.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of my
attorney who will guide you to the bank where I deposited the funds. I
will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new
beneficiary of my fund. Please assure me that you will
act accordingly as I stated herein. Kindly include your direct telephone
number in your reply. Hoping to hearing from you soon.

Waiting for your reply
Yours in Christ
Mrs Erica Johnson

 

The scary thing is, he'll probably believe it...

(doh)

 

Even if Gordon signs her it sounds as though it would be a short term thing although her physical prescence might add something

 

It's about the money

yer daft fart!

 

LMFAO!!