Free Course from the FA, "Laws of the Game"

The FA are now offering the on line &quot;Laws of the game&quot; course for free.</p>

You can register by going to the FA web site and following the links to the on line courses.</p>

They are charging &pound;4.99 to cover costs if you want them to send you a Certificate, but you only pay this after you have taken and passed the course.
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(rulez) </p>

 

Bit late for Graham Poll i suppose. 2 Yellows = 1 red (rulez) </p>

 

Has anyone signed up for it?</p>

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(rulez) </p>

 

No. nt

 

S****** !!!

I must admit Blacky, I don't really like most of what you post, but...

I was just waiting for you to reply to JC's post, and it made me smile... not offensive and quite dry

Thanks for that

 

RE: S****** !!!

I was waiting for it to be honest.</p>

I had stopped posting, but I thought it was a decent offer so passed it on to other board members.</p>

Some thing for them to do pre-season.</p>

(doh) </p>

 

No its a good idea mate...

I've played footy to a decent level for 20 years and there's probably plenty I don't know...

 

RE: S****** !!!

I must admit the laws have changed recently andseeing as I did my referees exam back in 1981 I do probably need a refresher.

 

Ref exam?

No wonder you're so blind & stupid.
It also explains why you edit almost every post.

It's quite amazing that we have coaches, refs & other "footy related" posters ... but none of you seem to know what the **** you're on about.

You all make me sick.

 

RE: Ref exam?

Still not funny.

 

Aye.

I'm not trying to be funny.
Much in the same way as you're trying not to be a lovely person.

You make Roundsman, x, Shefftyke & Coachman all seem perfectly sane.
Well done.
That takes some doing.

 

RE: Aye.

I'm not sane eh? Getting a teensy bit funny there.

 

I'm the only sane person on here.

My therapist told me.

Your constant hounding of certain posters, your skewed view towards Ritchie/Davey & your tedious posts about general nothingness are obvious signs that you have issues.

Maybe you just need some sex.
With a woman?

Get yourself to Sandys.

 

RE: I'm the only sane person on here.

My'tedious posts about general nothingness' ?</p>

My 'constant hounding of certain posters' ?</p>

My 'need for sex'? </p>

You on some sort of irony kick or something?</p>

 

Mmm.

The last time I checked "hounding" & "piss taking" were two different things.

The most tedious posts I make are responses to your drivel.
You can't turn ***** to gold, unfortunately ... otherwise your brain would be 24 carat.

The first step of your rehab is admitting you're a lovely person.

 

RE: Mmm.

No, not funny, you lost it completely there.</p>

But you're right, that was a very tedious post. </p>

P.S Please stop it, it's very boringnow.</p>

 

While you post pure comedy gold.

You are the funniest person on here.
The only problem is - you don't know you're doing it.

I may not be funny, but you're a lovely person.

 

Hounding

From Wikischmedia:

"Sexual act performed by the country gentry.
Similar in many ways to cottaging, hounding, is however, performed in rural locations by men in lurid costumes with large packs of dogs."

So TFP, admit it, you are (very) capable of hounding, whilst OB is merely a tiresome and friendless lovely person.


edited in honor of the Slackbladder...

 

Kinell - I'm Hunt Leader of Hounding.

From Wikischmedia:

Owen Blackadder:
"Complete lovely person".

A landlady of a local pub used to get her Alasation to bang her in front of the regulars.
Is that like hounding?

 

RE: While you post pure comedy gold.

No, I'm not funny either.