Friday Freakout (pt1) "Can operate as a number 10...?"

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  1. Mr C

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    What the fck's that when it's at home? Inside right? You wouldn't say can ~"can operate as a number 2" would you? As apt as that might be of late. In the hole? What fcking hole? Have a word with the fcking groundsman if there's a hole! And Kallum Higginbotham? What sort of name is that for a footballer? Fcking hell! Parents rokkers, were they? What's wrong with Christiano da Silva, Roberto Van Schweinschagger or just 'KIKA' - summat traditional like that? Nice and simple, let your football do the talking you spoilt little b0llocks. And black football boots? Who the fck do you think you are? Messi? Prove yourself on the pitch before you go poncing about in black football boots sonny! They don't know they're born, gerrrroooerm!
     
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    Chortle...

    ...chuckle and titter.
     
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    When's part 2 due? Can't wait.
     
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    i'll have 1/2 of what hes been drinking................ **** me i could'nt manage a pint.
     
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    Yeah, I thought that. I would have thought the only requirement to operate as a number 10 would be the capacity to wear a shirt with a number 10 on the back, which doesn't appear to be a very bold claim. But then a big part of Keith Hill's managerial quality is his ability to look ever-so good in a coat. I think we should come out to 'Fashion' by David Bowie from now on.

    The rest of the post is just comedy gold.
     
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