Friday Freakout (pt2) Button throws it away on the last lap....

Metaphorically. As much as we appreciate you dashing back from that fine win in Australia to keep goal for the Reds, what with being covered in champagne, jet lag and all that **** was it really too much to ask that you keep concentrating for the full 94 minutes? If that happens in an F1 car, make no mistake, YOU WILL DIE!!! DIE!!! And if you can 'lock down' (don't even get me started on that one, jeeezuss) the front row of the grid and let nothing past you for a hour and a half why can't you do the same with a titchy 8 yard football net? Fcking ada! Was that tidy little bird of yours pitchside waving to you all fcking game? Admittedly, I'd have trouble keeping clean sheets with that in the house but fcking hell Jensen - even Hamilton managed to keep it in the ground without getting sent off and you're supposed to be the level headed one!
Or is it because we're unfashionable little Barnsley? Not jet-setting enough for yer are we, ey? If it had been tax free Monte Carlo you would have got an hand to it, ah bet. Probably scored the winner from your own half, n'all! Get over yourself. Your not that posh mate, we've all seen yer Dad.

 

no one cares about this pointless sport?

 

My second laugh out loud (I refuse to use 'text' speak) of the afternoon