And another... Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft and it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. Boom Boom....
RE: And another... Two men from England decided to take leave of their wives and go ski-ing in Aviemore. As the drove North the weather got progressively worse, and the car started sliding about on the road. The noticed, through the blizzard,, a faint light from a farmhouse some 200 yeards off the road, so they decided to see if they could get a accommodation for the night. They knocked on the door and a very attractive woman in her 30s answered the door. She informed them that she was recently widowed, and that as the local population were very quick to jump to the wrong conclusion, she could only offer them a place in the barn. The two men accepted, and bedded down for the night. Nine months later, one of the men received a solicitors letter postmarked Scotland. He read the contents, and phoned his friend. He asked him if on the trip to Scotland earlier that year he had left the barn and gone to the house to see the attractive woman. His friend confessed that he had. He then asked him if he had given her his name and address, to which he replied in the affirmative, and then asked, "Why". The first man then told him about the solicitors letter, which had informed him that . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the woman had died and left him a farmhouse, a farm and all her possessions.
Gazza sectioned under Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery. "we're glad to have him back" says Kevin Keegan
