friday joke...

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  1. Gue

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    The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
    The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor
    of the Buffalo Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before
    I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
    request?"

    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief
    nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
    Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

    Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful
    blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters
    the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

    The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
    impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill
    you in two days. What is your second request?"

    The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
    Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As
    before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the
    horizon.

    Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver
    again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more
    attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends
    the night.

    The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
    indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What
    is your last request?"

    The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, ....alone."

    The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
    Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
    ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "READ MY LIPS" I said,
    "BRING POSSE".
     

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