Surely he should be playing for this lot - sounds about the right level. http://www.leisureleagues.net/uk/england/lincoln-yarborough-sunday/teams/dench-fc.aspx
Emmanuel Frimpong was the guy who always got picked 2nd to last for football at school. The last pick was always the overweight lad who didn't really want to play, but was forced to, in order to make the numbers even. He'd stand staring at the ground for 10 minutes before going off to play spacemen. Frimpong was the guy who was picked next to last. The one who really wanted to play despite the fact that he had no concept of how to play football. He's the one who'd just chase the ball around, trying to tackle whoever had got it, not looking up long enough to see if he was tacking an opponent or teammate. Inevitably he'd eventually end up in detention for not realising the ball was out of play, and slide tackling the girls playing with the skipping rope. He ought to just stick to playing FIFA.