From a Man City supporting mate:

From MCIVTA (Man City Fansite): Following the thrashing on Sunday, my wife and I went out for a meal and while eating I listened to three United fans discussing the match, the problems united had etc. Eventually they turned their attention to City. After several bits of the usual rubbish, one of the guys started the following exchange:

Guy 1 Not surprising the English game is turning s**t, at least we play English players perhaps we should buy all foreign players
Guy 2 They do have Joe Hart
Guy 1 Oh big deal, ok so they got one
Guy 2 And Richards
Guy 1 Oh yeh! did forget about him
Guy 2 Actually it's three coz they had Milner didn't they
Guy 1 For **** sake, ok they had three big deal, you know what I mean
Guy 3 (laughing) Don't forget Lescott he's English
Guy 2 (now also laughing) Oh good one
Guy 1 Why don't you **** off and eat yourself. I don't give a **** how many ****ing English they play
Guy 2 (now beside himself) Oh come on you started it! No need to have a fit, you have to admit 4 out of 11 is good by today’s standard
Guy 1 (now having a seizure) You can go **** yourself too. (plus other comments too many to remember)

At this point there was a lull of about 30 seconds while they went back to eating
Guy 3 (with grin on his face) What about Barry

At this point Guy 2 almost collapsed laughing as;
Guy 1 (going into convulsions) I don't give a flying ****, shut your ****ing mouth I've had enough, your really p****ng me off etc etc

All went quiet for 5 minutes or so, until:
Guy 2 So that's 5 they've got

Cue Guy 1 leaving the table
Guess he was upset !!!

 

He missed Adam Johnson!

 

Oh for ****ing **** ****ity **** arse ******* **** **** **** *******ing ****ting ********.