<table class="storycontent" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><div class="mxb"><div class="sh">60-foot penis painted on roof </div></div></td></tr><tr><td class="storybody"><div id="picGalleryNoScript_0" style="display: block; visibility: visible"><div class="galMain"><p class="galImg"></p></div><p class="picGalCaption">An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.</p></div> </td></tr></tbody></table>
Poor work. No pubes. And he left a lovely space at the end for the bits of spunk, but forgot to complete them. The odd vein would've been handy too. Very shabby. The youth of today don't know they're born.
