<h3>Bladeforlife hopeful of immediatereal worldreturn</h3> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Terminal simpleton Bladeforlife insists he's been informed by a high-level skypilot that he will be restored to the real world ifhe can stop his delusions and persuade the 'earth calling Blade' committee that he is anything other than a deedar retard at a hearing in two weeks' time.</font></p> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">In March Bladeforlifewas charged by the committee with breaching rules of being normal, in relation to the bizarre claims of a second home somewhere in France, when in fact he lives under the Whicker Arches in a tramps discarded shoe.</font></p> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Thecommittee decided to fine him rather than just laugh at the sap and canceledB4L's registration. After the initial opposition to thecommittee's decision B4L decided he was indeed, educationally subnormal and had lost his grasp on reality.</font></p> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">"I think the committe accepts they wish my existence was not happening, but in the knowledge that it is happening it can't be prevented," said B4L as he chased a parked car.</font></p> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">"If the decision goes for me , and the previous decision is overturned we should be reselected for life in society. 'We' being me and my mates Superman, Spiderman and Super Ted."</font></p> <font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">"Our view is that the arbitration is critical for our reinstatement to planet earth... but we're all working hard towards me not dribbling on my keyboard and not being the one everybody avoids on the bus."</font></p>
(In March Bladeforlife was charged by the committee with breaching rules of being normal, in relation to the bizarre claims of a second home somewhere in France, when in fact he lives under the Whicker Arches in a tramps discarded shoe).... ....Now that suits my sense of humour '' Brilliant '' well said dirk .... (Y) ....
