It must have been a 14 year old who wrote this for The Guardian 49 min: Cole has a shot from outside the area, but only hits Ballack. It's all Cole. Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole Cole. 53 min: Kozluk, jealous of Cole's smooth, shiny legs, upends the Chelsea man and earns the first booking of the match for his troubles. 59 min: Anelka again nearly gets a toe to a right-wing cross, but can't turn it in. Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka Anelka. 67 min: SexxCole gets in a regal funk as he's flagged offside upon taking receipt of a blocked Wright Phillips shot. http://football.guardian.co.uk/news/matchreport/0,,2263365,00.html
