from The Mirror

Didn't we have a reserve 'keeper called Rudi Coleano and if so, could it be the same guy?

EMMERDALE star Lucy Pargeter reveals how she popped the question to her man - two weeks after their first date.

WHEN soap siren Lucy realised she had finally found her Mr Right, she didn't waste any time telling him so.

With the sort of bold move that her Emmerdale character - firebrand Chastity Dingle - would be proud of, Lucy popped the question to 26-year-old football coach Rudi Coleano just a fortnight after they met.

Two years on, the couple, who live in Leeds, are the proud parents of a six-month-old baby girl, Lola.

"I remember walking into work after my first date with Rudi and bumping into Mark Charnock, who plays Marlon Dingle. I told him I was going to be engaged to Rudi before the end of the year," says Lucy, 28, who is currently competing in ITV1 's Soapstar Superstar.

"Two weeks later, Rudi and I were in a bar in Leeds with friends and I went down on one knee and asked him to marry me. He said yes's straight away.

"I'd had long relationships before and thhey'd never progressed to the engagement stage, but this time I just knew.

 

Defender isn't he? Played for Emley for a while.

 

Ask TM about the 'strangest noise at a football match 2006'.

We went to Port Vale you know. Loyal fans and true.

 

aye, and look what you got for your troubles.....

A big trump or a girly squeal from Bearbunch?

 

A truncated scream at their keeper. Nearly as funny as waiting for Bearbunch to get the beers in. That lad's not used to places with a lot of people in is he ?

 

well he was alright at Frickley but then again....

His most manly voice is like fingernails on a blackboard.

 

Fred Trueman - he say 'girly voice'

To be fair, I think Jay was still traumatised by the greaseburger he had upon arrival.

How did Frickley do btw ?

 

he used to come out at half time and do the penalty shoot out

 

Won 1-0.

Apparantly da Wolves and Donny masseevs agreed to meet up and have a ruck. When I got to the ground there were 40 odd lads charging at 5 coppers then running off. Riot police turned up, herded them back on the bus with a police escort.

So they'd travelled 2 1/2 hour to sit in the bar of the cricket club, run about a bit then get sent back. What fulfilling lives these lads must have.

 

Eh ? Why meet up there ? Barmy b@stards.

The site of Port Vale's hardest battling with their stewards was the highlight of a drab 1st half.

Frickley well poised for promotion then ?

 

In 3rd. 1st up automatically, next 4 in play offs. 4 clean sheets on bounce and your mate the right winger has now bagged 14. Next game at home to Bradford Park Av next Friday night along with the grand opening of the snack bar starring Sheltons award winning pies

 

'Sheltons' ??? Hilary Briss prepared them ?? How much are the burgers ??

 

ff £2 avec les oignons, fromage et beaucoup de tommy k

 

5 things I learnt from our trip

It is possible to eat food that has no nutritional value what so ever.

Dirk's car is fast but gay. The dashboard lights are lilac and there is individual climate control for different areas of the car, whatever the **** that is.

I look the hardest out of the three of us as it was me who was 'body searched' by the stewards.

TM has swallowed a crow that is currently setting up home somewhere in his chest.

Stephi, TM's lass, is taller than Dirk.

 

RE: 5 things I learnt from our trip

Fast but gay?
A BMW?

 

RE: 5 things I learnt from our trip

I couldn't work out whether you were desperate for a *** or more desperate to Perv at TM's missus. And they're blue not lilac.

 

RE: 5 things I learnt from our trip

I'm a w@nker, but not yet a big enough w@nker to buy a BMW.

 

bit of both

 

RE: 5 things I learnt from our trip

Go on then, name your motor car...

 

RE: 5 things I learnt from our trip

'Bessie'.

Maestro Vanden Plas.

Nah. Not into all that.