TFS Barnsley We're hearing #barnsleyfc could be lining up a double swoop for Turkish midfielders Kam Bakthair and Slap Yutitz.… dlvr.it/PSSwZ7 More midfielders
I've heard off Twitter that we are also signing Local Polish plumber Ivor Leak. Well known for scoring tap ins.
We're apparently trialling a lad from the Qatari leagues famous for soiling himself in a league game over there, I-sheet Makeks
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