From Viz Lettebocks. It went something like............

Who's the real hero? Not Spiderman that's for sure.

In Spiderman 2 Aunt May is seen being thrown around tall buildings but the very next day she's laughing and joking.

My Granny only just saved herself from tripping over the kerb the other day and managed to **** herself in the process.

















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Like this you mean...

I was at the U2 gig at Twickenham Stadium last week. Seeing Bono's speech it was clear he is concerned about poverty and fair trade. Perhaps, then, he can explain why I paid seventy quid to get in, and six quid for a fecking cheese pasty and a bottle of pop?

Reg Reggington

 

or this....

Whoever said 'people say the funniest things' has never watched Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.

I James
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