Funniest / quickest banter from fans

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  1. redsetter

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    What's the funniest banter you've heard sang at a match. I think one of the quickest and quite funny was during our relegation battle with Tottenham in the Prem. At White Heart Lane and our boys were giving it large with ...
    'Going down, going down, going down'
    to which the Spuds fans replied
    'So are we, so are we, so are we.
     
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    Gordon Ottershaw Well-Known Member

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    Same season, away at Southampton, after Le Tissier missed a chance.

    us - "he'll never play for England"

    southampton fans - "he'll never play for Barnsley"
     
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    The other week playing Leeds:
    Leeds fans "We're winning away, We're winning away, how **** must you be , we're winnig away"
    We reply "We lose every week, We lose every week, you're not that special, we lose every week"
     
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    ha ha , yes I remember that!:D
     
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    Tranmere away think it was Boxing Day, Feed the Scousers, let them know it's Christmas time
     
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    Last season at Citeee,
    pissed up lad staggering down aisle,
    City fans singing...you should have stayed in the Woolpack
     
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    Huddersfield at home in playoffs.
    Five mins before final whistle police marching in front of Kop and Hudds fans singing "ITS just like watching the bill its just like watching the bill.
     
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    I can't remember who we were playing but we were performing like ***** and making the opposition look like world beaters so their fans took the pi55 and started chanting 'its just like watching Brazil' to which we replied 'its just like watching Ryhill'.
     
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    Not a footy fan but a female copper at Leeds home match the other season. Fit as fook blonde, 10/10 looker on horseback. Bit of an altercation on Coniston road. Cops charged in. After a couple of mins it was all calmed down.......

    My mate ''ah say love, your horse is foaming at the mouth''

    Fit Copper Woman ''aye, he is, and so would you be if you'd been between my legs for the last 2 hours!''

    The most quality reply I've ever heard!
     
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    Was that in your head? Don't recall hearing it
     
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    Got to say the ponty made me laugh when we sang it's just like watching Brazil when we were passing it about while the opposition player got treated on the field




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    Also we played west brom last game of season think we were losing 7-0 when some of our fans started singing " can you score a goal for us, can you score a goal or us"
     
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    Deffo happened in the Ponty, you may not have heard in the East-stand. I assume that's where you sit.

    Oh, and I maybe old but I'm not at the stage where I hear things!:D
     
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    I seem to remember it being a sunny day and staying at the bar in the sun for the whole of the second half so would have missed that :)
     
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    No. We definitely did sing it. Made me laugh.
     
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    Couple from the Prem. season.

    Chris Sutton - "you'll never play for England"

    Stan Collymore - " if you've shagged Ulrika, clap your hands." (The entire Ponty end joined in)

    Norwich away 5/6 years ago.

    "Delia, show us your t1ts."

    "We want our money back" and "we need a striker now" when we were 4-0 down and Oddjob missed an open goal.

    Rotherham Away - "to me, to you." (Chuckle brothers)
     
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    Birmingham away a few years ago. Bizarrely a dog rang on the pitch. Barnsley fans quick as a flash .... there's only one Karen Brady!
     
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    Yes, I popped back up midway through the second half to see them score another and to hear the West Brom fans start singing "how the f*ck did you stay up?"
     
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    A bit racist, but we played Bradford City around 2002 ish (away, got beat 4-0).

    Bradford were singing "You're just a small town in Sheffield..."

    The Barnsley contingent replied with "You're just a small town in Asia..."

    Like I said, a little racist, but a lot funny.
     
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    That is fcking brilliant
     
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