http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5261856.stm "From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal." - that's my new signature sorted!
Given the state of the Phillipines legal system I really don't see too much of a problem. Probably one of the more reasonable judges.
My favourite bit "However, the Supreme Court said dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law" It's the word "gradually" that does it for me.