Funniest tv quotes

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  1. Marlon

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    cookery programme sixties early seventies, Fanny Craddock while she was cooking her hubby johnny in background drinking cooking wine which she used to wrestle off him, when programme finished he looked at camera and says " I hope all your puddings turn out like Fanny's"wonder if it was meant as a double etendre. :D:confused:
     
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    "Hello Matt Bianco yer still a bunch of ****ers." Saturday Superstore 1984 phone in.
     
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    geoff stelling on sky soccer saturday. "there's been a substitution lets go to chris kamara for the details.
    chris kamara "has there? i didn't see that you'll have to come back to me geoff i'll try and find out.
     
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    "When are you all coming round to see us? You can even bring the ugly ginger one".
    Dick (or Dom) from CBBC on the phone to one of girls aloud who had phoned in to (I think) enter a competition. She wasn't a happy bunny because the 'ugly ginger one' was stood next to her listening.
     
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    It was actually a red card that he had missed, thought he had been subbed.
     
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    cheers, again:redface:
     
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    Again?
     
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    "the proof ot the pudding"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    LOL. Remember now. Here to help!
     
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    1990 World Cup. Argentina were playing (can't remember who) and Maradona scored. During his celebration he ran quickly towards a camera and got within inches of the lens. Bob Wilson was commentating and he came out with a classic; he said 'forget the hand of God, if Maradona ran at me like that he would get the hand of Bob'.
     
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    barry whatyermacallim commentator on itv champions league (RECENTLY) i think, in fact i,m almost sure that was definately offside
     
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    Isn't that the 1994 game against Nigeria when he ran at the camera with eyes and neck veins bulging? Got banned for drugs a few days later.
     
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    Found it. It was against Greece but you're right it was 1994. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfwFg7n92Ck
     
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    Aye, twas Greece. First game.
     
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    Think you're right about him getting done for drugs soon after.
     
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    He either got banned after that game or after the next game against Nigeria.
     

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