Funny but occasionally semi-racist remarks from Sunday

From the two old blokes sat behind me on the coach who by the sounds of it had never left Barnsley before:

On seeing a Polish food shop in London:

Bloke 1: Polski Sklep? What the chuff's that?
Bloke 2: They're tekkin ovver tha nos.
Bloke 1: Oo they are, arr.

On seeing an Asian bloke walking past the coach:

Bloke 1: Bloody 'ell, there's a reight one theer!
Bloke 2: Probably off for a bloody curry.

One hour into the queue getting into Wembley:

Bloke 1: Capital of England? 'Av nivver sin a white bloke driving a car darn 'ere yit.
Bloke: 2 Ooh aye. In fifty year there'll not be a white face left.
Bloke 1: Fifty year? More like five. Chuffin' 'ell.

I'm sure some people would find all that deeply racist, but it actually came across as rather funny.

 

.... and could even possibly be true.