Don't know if all of these are true, but if they're not they should > >>be... > >> > >> > Man Utd (to Lord of the Dance) > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >"Park, Park, Where ever you may be > >> > > >> >You eat dogs in your home country > >> > > >> >it could be worse > >> > > >> >You could be scouse > >> > > >> >Eating rats in your council house" > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > Leeds fans at Norwich (adams family) > >> > > >> >"Your sister is your mother > >> > > >> >Your uncle is your brother > >> > > >> >You all f@*k one another > >> > > >> >The norwich family > >> > > >> >der der der der clap clap etc" > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >Celtic fans too andy goram after its revealed the chubby keeper > >>was > >> >diagnosed with Schizophrenia > >> > > >> >"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >At sunderland v leeds mackems chanting "going down going down" to > >>leeds. > >> >Leeds fans respond "so are we so are > >> > > >> >we!" > >> > > >> > > > >> > > >> >Wolves fans were chanting "we are wolves we are wolves we are > >>wolves" > >> > > >> >Leeds fans started chanting "we are human, we are "human we are, > >>human" > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips "Wheres your real dad, > >>wheres your > >> > >> >real dad!?" > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed > >> > > >> > "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >(To the tune of craig david - rewind) > >> > > >> >"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - M0LEST HER" > >> > > >> > > >> > > > >> >To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being > >>convicted > >> >for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song) > >> > > >> >"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >To the tune of Lost that Loving Feeling) > >> > > >> >"We've got that Terry phelan > >> > > >> >wooah That terry Phelan > >> > > >> >We've got that terry phelan > >> > > >> >and hes sub, sub, sub > >> > > >> >woooo-ooo-oo- "