Max: [<i class="fine">remembering an old girlfriend[/i]] I almost threw her out for being Under age... Paddy: Under age? How old was she you dirty dog? Max: No, she was old enough it was just that she was, she was a kind of midget. Paddy: Ain't that a Queen song? Max: No you clown... Paddy: You mean she was a dwarf? Max: No she wasn't a dwarf, she was a midget. Paddy: There's no difference... Max: There is actually! Mr Politically Incorrect. Dwarfs for your information are in the circus and do cartwheels. Midgets are like normal people just shrunk down. Paddy: Well you live and learn.