I know it's well after the event, but, did anyone get the text about a witness of Ronaldo's car crash ?
Al Fayed wants to sign Ronaldo for Fulham. Not to play football. He just wants him to teach the chauffeurs how to crash safely in a tunnel!!
The one I received ....... A witness of the Ronaldo car crash claimed that he was brushed from behind when an old lady on a bicycle tapped his rear bumper. then all of a sudden without warning his car rolled 14 times, spun uncontrollably for 4 minutes, the wheels fell off before it burst into flames
A 31 year old year has been sexually assulted wiv a hoover nozzle in tarn.... and left for dead. Police say although she's in intensive care, she's picking up nicely! Right I am off now before before I get lynched</p>
when police pulled up ronaldo was walking down the road swinging his arms around claiming the wall wasnt back 10yards
a manchester police spokesman said when our officers arrived and saw the reckage they started to think the worse but once they got out of the car and looked round the reck they found him on the floor holding his neck and leg so they knew he was fine