GAZ

You've been online for more then a minute. Does that mean you have the afternoon off work?

 

Nah he'll be surfing at work. Hoping and praying they don't know

'Living on a prayer' if you will.

 

RE: Nah he'll be surfing at work. Hoping and praying they don't know

at home apparently.

Probably writing a book of funny quotes from all my postings and 1 of yours. Can't remember which 1 of yours. Possibly a typo or something.

 

If they find him

He'll be off like 'A Bat out of Hell'

 

'Surfing'.

A term hijacked by nerds to make sitting at a computer while pausing occassionally to masturbate seem something like a dangerous, athletic pursuit.

 

RE: 'Surfing'.

Which is why I said you'd be 'surfing'

 

RE: Nah he'll be surfing at work. Hoping and praying they don't know

it's the one where I mentioned Benny Hill and the Raleigh Grifter. With twist gears.

 

I don't 'surf'.

I 'log on'. Which has absolutely no sexual conotations that I can think of. At all.

 

I'm on broadband

So I can answer the phone whilst wanking.

 

RE: Nah he'll be surfing at work. Hoping and praying they don't know

I must of 'mist' that one.

see.. it can be funny

 

RE: Nah he'll be surfing at work. Hoping and praying they don't know

This thread is getting like the readers letters in 'Bella'

Apparently.

 

I've got broadband too.

The connection's so fast I can answer the door while wanking.

Although their technical guy says that's nothing to do with the connection. The police confirmed this.

 

not sure Dirk

I don't think I've ever read anything like those 'letters' in the other branch of this thread in Bella*

The ones mainly from Gaz, who is Jim Davidson btw.

*the only magazine in the doctors waiting room once

 

I thought I recognised your voice

How did I do on my first night at work ? Did you come to any sort of conclusion ??

 

'Gaz'

Or 'J B Jovi' as he signs his letters to 'Kerrang' magazine.

 

chortle

 

Kerrang.

Yeah, as if I've ever read that. In the last week.