get a breast with this one,dont laugh

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    A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,

    waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

    The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,

    checked his weight, and being a little concerned,

    asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

    'Breast-fed,' she replied.

    'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

    She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and

    rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional

    and detailed examination.

    Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,

    'No wonder this baby is underweight.

    You don't have any milk.'

    I know,' she said,

    'I'm his Grandma,

    but I'm glad I came.'






























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    RE: not even a titter ,eh,oh dear nt
     
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    RE: not even a titter ,eh,oh dear nt

    I liked it bob, the grandmas are the best IMO, no inhibitions.... (jadore) ....
     
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    RE: not even a titter ,eh,oh dear nt

    Spot on Stevie
    where would we be Baht em
    Merry xmas
    the darts are good
     
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    That Joke is even older than you are Bob

    No wonder it didnt get any titters
     

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