Barnsleys answer to old 'moaty' is still at large. There can only be one answer, get gazza in. Gazza smoked the bugger out last time, surely he can come up with the goods again. I reckon he could snare him on Elsecar canal bank near Elephant and castle. Come on gazza, we need you. Our lass keeps stuffing coat hangers under doors when im on nights to thwart moaty. Shes scared stiff told lass.
