<p class="MsoNormal">Two old blokes are sitting in a bar when the first one says, "Ya know, when I was thirty and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand." "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"</p>
Thats the spirit Cazi, make light of a poor situation. Ps'' i always took you as being a bit prim and proper?? i'm shocked.... S) ....
RE: giorr wi it Stevie, sh's a wombwell lass I've had a few of them Lizzy , when i was a whipper snapper, and a few when i weren't aswell.... (jadore) .... Wombwell lasses are famous for the delights they hold between their errr ''ears'' .. cough.. (dancin) ....
RE: giorr wi it Stevie, sh's a wombwell lass We all have our cross to bear mate, I married four Barnsley Lasses .... (doh) ....