Gifts bought so far for the missus - should I stop?

Lost series 1 box set
Nail art kit
Star named after her
2 PVC dresses (Y)
JPG perfume
The Chronicles of Narnia box set
Lee Evans XL tour DVD
Party game DVD
Alarm clock with laser

 

Ask her if I can have a lend of the Lee Evans DVD ff

Infact...I've met your missus come to think of it, that'll be my claim to fame (H)

Hope all is well mate.

 

do we know each other

( only lend the wife to known weirdo's (H) )

 

Haha, yes you have £25 of my hard earned cash for your home shirt!

 

Stop you romantic fool

each year you have to surpass yourself.

I bought the eiffel tower and the sphinx's knackers last yer after 20 years of such madness.

cost me dear,

for me dear

oh dear!

 

ar yes, got the XL on now!

Cheers pal(respect)

 

Darton Dan - You forgot the nipple clamps!!??

 

RE: Darton Dan - You forgot the nipple clamps!!??

searching on ebay as we speak!

(blaze)

 

I've also heard that Uriah Rennie does a great line in 9 inch dildos