Is he really the best summariser that ITV can come up with? E.g. Can we come up with one of those late goals again? - I am sure that no one else watching was thinking that! What insight!!!!!!
My good lady wife is half watching alongside me - her only comment was "who are these commentators, they are dog Shiite"
Without detracting from your good lady, I am sure that she could have made more incisive comments than Mr. Hoddle. At one point he commented "what a shame!". My mother could have come up with that one!