The groom is in negotiations with a few lasses he knows in an attempt to convince one of them to be his wife.
Apprantely his next door neighbours wife she was. Next door neighbour said that he had a bigger kitchen and a new motor. So he wouldn't stand in her way.
Blimey, the lucky bugger!! <img src ="http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.skankazoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brides-maid.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFiaVYQfV5bWmE2aoOLzQtfEsxRVA">
The BBS dirty, old man has returned!! <img src ="http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.officegirls.net/pr/secretary_images/images/007.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFXGYQRgPctRDwevbxq_Gg-ox1OiQ">