GOLF?

can anyone think of a more pointless waste of time?

 

Its a great game to play,

its also a good game to bet on.</p>

</p>

 

i just cant get me head round why anyone

would play it but then again a spose if i was older and bored........

 

Yes.

How about if I post "Golf, can anyone think of a more pointless waste of time?" on a football internet forum?
Or what about if I reply to a post that says the above?

Or what if Dirk asks to go on the Corkscrew at Alton Towers?
That's pretty pointless x windass x tuna / 1.76.

 

RE: YES

well its clear now that there is something more pointless than golf and its you. cheers for clearing that up, i was worried bout sleepless nites there.

 

Pointless?

You've not seen my nose.
It's fecking massive.

"bout".
"nites".

Nice work.

Saving yourself typing a single letter in a word is about as pointless as golf.

 

I like exciting rides.

fnarr fnarr

 

look, cant we all just get along

you big nosed *****

bout
nite
u
tart
pointless
as
golf
random
words
mispelt

 

Like Togwell & Hassel at centre half ...

... rides have significant height restrictions.

See what I did there?
Aye - twas **** again.

Did I miss much last week?
Any umbrage bouncing about?

 

I'm hurt.

You missed out "bald & ugly".
I'm a bald, ugly, big nosed *****.

Apart from that I've got plenty going for me.Apart from my walnut whip ****.

Yours in sport,

Jimmy ****-a-doodle-doo.

 

RE: Like Togwell & Hassel at centre half ...

No, nowt at all. Dull as dishwater on here.</p>

We've signed a basement league striker, a part timer from Holland and a bloke with knackered knees from Leicester. So the 'improvement' of last year's squad continues apace.</p>

 

RE: I'm hurt.

mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmhhhhhhhh walnut whip.

not so sure about **** like but il try anything once. apart from tuna obviously

yours in drag

Reginald P. Foxtrot

chief executive of Blue Square Premier North

 

I hope you aint questioning the quality of the signings.

the board &quot;thought&quot; Police will be on to you.

 

Quality.

Like Jay, I actually rate Johnson.
Kayo will be decent in a few years.
No idea about Broomhandle - never heard of him.

What are the odds of us signing a championship standard central defender then?
As we seem to have let the only one we have go.

Has Souness bought the club yet?

 

Due diligence

.

 

RE: Quality.

No we haven't since we let the one defender who looked caoable of handling the physical demands of the Championship go.</p>

However, it doesn't seem such an issue this summer, which is strange.</p>

 

lol

That'd be like getting criticised by little Ted from playschool.

 

I think Dillinger must be dead.

Or someone has fecked & eaten him.

 

I like golf but I'm bloody good at it. Our lass says it's the excersise factor that counts. I say it's the fact that I can get out of the house and let her do all the proper women's work (cue insults from the female memebers and TFP!)</p>

If you can play a sport and win money at the same time there's nothing wrong with it.</p>

 

don't get me started......

Pointless, elitist, sexist, illiterate, environmetally and socially bankrupt bunch of lazy barstewards. discuss.