Gonna lower the tone a bit now - I ant had a owt off our lass for about 3 weeks...

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Guest, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. Gue

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    ...any ideas how I can coax her into it as I fancy a bit.

    Trouble is we are both really competitive and will never make the other know that we want it, hence these three week lay-offs where both of us pretend we aren't bothered!
     
  2. Wes

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    Bite the bullet mate

    Tell her you need it bad! Are you a man or are you stupid?

    I say to her i live with. "I need it emptying", she isn't slow in helping me with it. I reckon it's because we have great sex. What's your excuse for not having sex?
     
  3. Con

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    you could try...

    geein it a wesh?? :D call yersen a gigalo!
     
  4. Gue

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    I don't want to give her the satisfaction though to be honest...

    ...i need her to think it was all her idea!
     
  5. Gue

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    Plus she's in the kitchen now having her nails done....£40!!! Nails! nt
     
  6. Wes

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    You're just ***** in bed! nt
     
  7. Con

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    bloody hell!

    gerrer under control lad...then they wonder why fellas av affairs! :D
     
  8. Wes

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    She is

    deffo knobbing somebody else!
     
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    Use her menstrual cycle to your advantage.

    Taking the first day of menstruation as day 1 she's probably at her randiest around days 8 to 14.
     
  10. Con

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    RE: She is

    hmm thought that mi sen mate but dint wanna say that!
     
  11. Gue

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    Yeah she's justified this outlay by saying her hair was only £70 this time...

    ...as opposed to the £120 normal.

    If I give her £4000 for a tit job (not that I have this much money) she'd probably say no. Although they're are fine at the moment, I'm just planning for the future.. :)
     
  12. Gue

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    That's a point, she's probably on...although I am quite relieved when she is! nt
     
  13. Wes

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    You are correct Windy

    but she's shagging somebody else! Why the nail job and all the fuss when she's not interested in "making love" with the one she lives with?
     
  14. Con

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    £70!!!!

    teller she can gerrit dun fo £3.50 int Tarn!
     
  15. Wes

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    Ahhh, instead of gigalo

    call yourself SugarDaddy.

    She's taking you and probably others for a ride! Well not you, cause you're not getting owt. She's taking you for a mug.
     
  16. Gue

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    Now you mention it she has started going round town an awful lot lately...

    ...she never used to be bothered. Although she is always trying to find me after a couple of hours so I don't reckon I've owt to worry about there.

    Even if she was, she has quite a bit of credit, I haven't always behaved myself but I put a stop to that last year. Couldn't live with the guilt!
     
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    RE: You are correct Windy

    dunt bloody rub it in Westie!

    Might be that she is just fancying someone else! dunt mean to say shes shagging em!

    or might just be that she is a bloody high maintenace bird who has that stuff done all time no matter whats goin off?
     
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    Probably true that

    all that fuss, for who?

    Where does she get her fecking hair do usually then? £120 she has got too much housekeeping, cut it in half and buy some new trainers.
     
  19. Gue

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    She earns more than me mate!

    But that's not the point, she complains over everything I buy.
     
  20. Wes

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    Yeh, right

    :D :'( :D :'( :D
     

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