Good evening Mr McDog....

How the devil are you sir? Apparently; and according to the Evening Standard, Norway is the best place to work for an 'oldie'as age doesn't seem to matter? That is according to a survey.

 

You are correct mi owd Wussbru mate!

Norway is the best country to live in in the world. The standard of living is the second to none and unemployment is below 3%. Interest rates went up today. They are now at 2,75% . Wages are high.... but thing are also very expensive.

A lack of labour force means only the lazy work shy prats are unemployed!

 

The only downside with Norway is

You might get McDog as thi neighbour.

 

Naaaaa

I'm helpfull i am!

 

Yeh

as in "Helga the 24-year old blonde pig-tailed neighbour, finds me most helpful" type of way?

Grrr.

 

I would have McDog as a neighbour anytime...

(Y) (neer)

 

You might be a Border Terrier

But a Westie would rip you to bits!

 

Cheers mi owd!

See, i have got some mates!

 

Anytime lad....

An extremely courteous, intelligent and a chap you'd want in a crisis is our Mr McDog(raiseaglass)

 

Now now

I said a £10!


Likewise!

 

Just a bit of playful terrier banter

Kendray Oaks. Hard as Nails.

Oh hang on, I think we've done that one to death.

Fancy a walk and sniffing some grass?

 

No thanks

I'm into sniffing bitches arses at the moment!

 

Blimey!....

I thought you said £1?

 

At the moment?

I've made it a lifetimes study!

er hang on, now I'm not sure if I'm jokingly pretending to be a dog or if I'm really meaning that.

Let's quickly move on...

 

Why

Border Terrier?

PM me if the answer is a secret!

 

Nah mate

live in Hudds (Terrier) but close enough to TARN (cf Young Nudger) border.

And if I had a dog, it would be a border terrier, cos I like their cute little faces.

Nothing to do with sniffing bitches arses, more's the pity.

 

Good enough explanation!

You know why i'm called McDog......


Used it as a cover back in the olden days! I suppose it stuck!