Good news for TFP.

The introduction of a brand new service by PC World means that you can now buy individual keys instead of replacing your keyboard.

The Barnsley branch have taken extra supplies of the letters S and P.


















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Funnily enough, spadge ...

... they are the most worn keys I have ... even more shiny than the top of your head.

Spackers, spannered, spadgers, spandangled & spoff.

Sounds like a good neet arrt.

 

Hands up anyone who can tell me what he's missed. Anyone?

 

Splendid

ff

 

Well, that's a good word Cazi but it's not what we're looking for. Anyone else?

 

Aha!

Spastic

 

Well, he covered that one with the colloquial "spacker" Cazi.

 

RE: Hands up anyone who can tell me what he's missed. Anyone?

Spazmoid?

 

Another derivation of "spastic" I'm afraid Tomi.

 

It's his pet name for his little widgie isn't it?.

It's his sparracuda.

 

his pet name for his little widgie

Properly gip, gip, gip

 

He he he.

My spacky sparracuda, covered in spoff.

Giz thi shirt.

 

It's a jacket I've trained to be a shirt.

I've got a few such converts.

 

I like it

Makes you look like a Tudor farmer, but what the hell. I think it's great.

 

RE: I like it

I was going for Crimean Zombie but that will do.