Gordon Broon & his Darling

Scots through and through. England has to pay for 0% council tax in Scotland by stumping up 4%. Similarly Scottish cops and teachers got their pay backdated, but in England it was a big no.

 

Come on now

Someone's got to pay for Jocko kids to go to the "University" of Stirling for nowt.

 

And

Scottish opticians get &pound;40 for doing an NHS eye exam, we get &pound;19. </p>

No wonder I can't replace the Aston. pip pip.</p>

 

n n n n n n n nineteen

you could have clever Vietnam song style banners and do a peaceful walk.

Do opticians walk or are they carried?

 

RE: n n n n n n n nineteen

We walk with dusky maidens throwing rose petals before us.</p>

I don't half have to rip off vulnerable members of society to pay for my mink underpants.</p>

 

good lad. Go for boxers though, underpants make you sound a bit camp.

 

They don't make any sound, apart from a gentle rub when I walk.</p>

Making myself ill now.</p>

 

battery mink I hope.

we should stop.

 

Mink on a Sunday - Weasel the rest of the week.

Gives a whole new meaning to 'Pop goes the weasel'