Got it!

to the tune of lord of the dance....

Pete and Ste,
It's obvious to see
Yuh' migrant workers in this country
But we don't mind
Infact quite glad
Your miles better than the Sh*t we had!

 

Outstanding! I'll get it going at the Norwich match nt

 

Might need a bit of tinkering with but I reckon its a winner

 

Maybe a bit simpler, it's got to be easy enough for the Ponty back row chavs to remember

Pete and Ste,
It's plain to see
Yuh' migrant workers in this country
We don't mind
We're quite glad
Miles better than the Sh*t we had!

 

RE: Maybe a bit simpler, it's got to be easy enough for the Ponty back row chavs to remember

Pete and Ste,
It's plain to see
you'll score loads of goals in this country
But we wont see
if you leave on a free
so tha best stay or will come and find thee