Got one of those random "get to know your mates better" e mails today anyone want a go?!!

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  1. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    You know where you answer a list of questions & post them around to your friends....
    Well these were the questions (a little more "searching than the ones I've previously seen - who comes up with this stuff?!):-
    Some of the answers I read today were classic ... if I have enough to drink I might even post them up!!

    1. Snog your best mate (of same gender), or a tramp like person with b.o.?

    2. Ever wished you'd worn better underpants?

    3. Most unusual place to have had a sexual encounter.

    4. Which celebrity do you fantasise about?

    5. Ever been so drunk that you have slept outside all night?

    6. Worst thing you've said to a partner during sex?

    7. Most embarrassing thing done whilst drunk

    8. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?

    9. Caught in the act?

    10. Best "exit" having woken up from a one night stand.
     
  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Go on

    Post your answers.
     
  3. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    You show me yours!!

    ... and I'll show you the funniest that I saw today (one or two may have been mine)
    :eek:
     
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    1 Yes, he told his girlfriend he was gay to get rid.. i was "gay partner" free beer for a year (not bad for one kiss, had words though when he stuck tongue in, told him he took it to serious lol )
    2 No
    3 Kitchen floor while mother in law was having a afternoon nap
    4 Kylie
    5 Yes many times
    6 In mid stroke, i think we should split up.. then hold on till finished.. lol
    7 Tried to kiss a ex motherin law... well she was fitter then her daughter.
    8 "Cough" still am " blush"
    9 Yes twice, parents first time, ex missus second time.
    10 Just left without saying a word.
     
  5. Gue

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    1. Snog your best mate (of same gender), or a tramp like person with b.o.?
    <font color="#FF0000">My brain doesn't allow me to think of an answer to that one</font>

    2. Ever wished you'd worn better underpants?
    <font color="#FF0000">Yes I need the support</font>

    3. Most unusual place to have had a sexual encounter.
    <font color="#FF0000">1999 in Hedonism, on the seats, where everyone could see</font>

    4. Which celebrity do you fantasise about?
    <font color="#FF0000">Depends, mainly Gemma Atkinson, or any bird with nice big norks</font>

    5. Ever been so drunk that you have slept outside all night?
    <font color="#FF0000">Yes, in Tenerife</font>

    6. Worst thing you've said to a partner during sex?
    <font color="#FF0000">To a lass I worked with and ended up sleeping with: "Wait until everyone at work hears about this!"</font>

    7. Most embarrassing thing done whilst drunk
    <font color="#FF0000">See the Hedonism incident above!</font>

    8. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?
    <font color="#FF0000">Wouldn't say so</font>

    9. Caught in the act?
    <font color="#FF0000">Not that I'm aware of</font>

    10. Best "exit" having woken up from a one night stand.
    <font color="#FF0000">Begged the bird to give me a lift home as I was at the other side of Donnny and wasn't paying for a taxi! Although I didn't want her knowing where I lived so I got dropped off well before and still had another hour to walk home!</font>
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Okay, but mine aren't really funny

    1) No
    2) I never wear them
    3) In the middle of a field (whilst sat on a small thistle!)
    4) Nurse Gladys Emmanuel
    5) No
    6) "Have you farted ?"
    7) Snogged a woman in her forties when I was a teenager
    8) Yes (Crystal & Nurse Gladys)
    9) Yes (we claimed were giving each other a massage with warm baby oil)
    10) Never had a one night stand.
    Your turn now.
     
  7. fir

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    ONLY ONE OF THESE ANSWERS IS MINE!!

    Guess which(There's a subtle clue) - the rest are the best of the ones I received:-

    1. Snog your best mate (of same gender), or a tramp like person with b.o.?
    Done both/ Snog best mate frequently - she's the best snog out there.

    2. Ever wished you'd worn better underpants?
    When the hottest bloke on campus revealed that I'd had skid marks.

    3. Most unusual place to have had a sexual encounter.
    On a conveyor belt at Stanstead / In a walk in freezer at a butchers

    4. Which celebrity do you fantasise about? ***** ALAN FLETCHER *****

    5. Ever been so drunk that you have slept outside all night?
    Once woke up in my ex boyfriend's garden, cuddling a tweenie toy.

    6. Worst thing you've said to a partner during sex?
    "Is it in yet?" / " Are you going to take much longer I've got an appointment to get my nails done".

    7. Most embarrassing thing done whilst drunk
    Threw up over my boss / Told my ex's new girlfriend that she had cellulite

    8. Ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?
    No funny answers, but 3 out of 8 people said yes.

    9. Caught in the act?
    By mother/ daughter/ kids/ by man walking his dog/ by air hostess(!)

    10. Best "exit" having woken up from a one night stand.

    Sorry, got to go, my wife has gone into labour.
     
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    Surely it can't be

    Number 2 ????
     
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    No it isn't!

    :D
     
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    No 10 then! nt
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Flipping heck, Fiona

    You're a little minx in the airport, aren't you ??? :D
     
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    If it were me

    The fella concerned would be baffled to say the least! :D
     
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    nivver!

    Who'd have thought.
     
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    RE: Flipping heck, Fiona

    Birmingham Airport Thursday Morning ......................... have they got a creche?? :D
     
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    Interesting post this one

    Have a nice holiday!
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Bloody Alan Fletcher

    Not a patch on Nurse Gladys !!!
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Answer the questions

    Don't be a wuss.
     
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    RE: Bloody Alan Fletcher

    Well I would choose Nurse Gladys ahead of a tramp like person with B.O.; but sorry to say it's Fletch every time.
     
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    You snogging the nurse

    Me like very much.
     
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    RE: You snogging the nurse

    Think I'd prefer my best mate .... sorry to disappoint you .... the tramp can take a hike.
     

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