Govt retraining suggestions.

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  1. Jimmy viz

    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Jimmy viz, Oct 9, 2020
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    mansfield_red Well-Known Member

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    Aromatherapist for me
     
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    I've got astronomer & Nanotechnologist.
     
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    On yer tyke Well-Known Member

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    NDT technician.

    A colleague in the office yesterday was told to retrain as a Professional boxer, or football referee. If only eyy.
     
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    Creative & Media, just the thing I've been told to retrain from. FFS.

    Closely followed by hospitality & food.

    Where is the shotgun?
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    It literally jumped the shark.
     
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    I got a steady job, selling programmes at Coronations.
     
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    I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company.
    We're not very good.
     
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    Sounds perfect for me, then!:D
     
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    Dunno, did anyone get firearms procurement?
     
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    I got Higher Education Lecturer or Primary School Teacher. Every single time I've ever done one of these (including when we did them at high school), I've got teacher. Would probably still be one too if it wasn't for that arsehole Gove.
     
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    LOL
     
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    Coronation day flag seller
     
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    At school I got video editor or funeral director. Nice and varied there. I do neither
     
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    You never will.be unemployed as a funeral director!!
     
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    It's a dying trade though
     
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    Crystal & Laura have just completed it and both of them got astronomer and Nanotechnologist, too!:D
     
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