Graze box, what a load of rubbish

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  1. Hem

    Hemsworth Tyke Well-Known Member

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    they've sent me a box and theres nothing init nice.
     
    Hemsworth Tyke, Mar 12, 2014
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    an empty box?

    or a box of stuff you don;t like?
     
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    I have spent hours grazing on a box in the past... ah the wonders of my youth
     
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    Can i nominate this for post of the year please
     
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    best post you've ever written. You tipped me over the edge.

    I just spent about 5 minutes trying to find that feature - i knew you could do it somehow. Time well spent.

     
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    in fact your posts remind me of Tom Kennedy's attacking. :)
     
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    Dawn sings in the garden
    Phone sings in the hall
    This boy's dead from two day's life
    Resurrected by the call
    Penny here we've got to come
    So come on round to me
    There's so much penny lying here
    To touch, taste and tease
    Ring a ding ding ding I'm going down
    I'm coming round

    Penny's place her crummy room
    Her dansette crackles to jimi's tune
    I don't care I taste ambre solaire
    Her neck her thighs her lips her hair
    Ring a ding ding ding I'm going down
    I'm coming around

    All thoughts of sleep desert me
    There is no time
    Thirty minutes brings me round to her number nine

    Yeah she looks like a painting
    Jackson pollock's number five
    Come into the forest and taste the trees
    The sun starts shining and I'm hard to please
    Ring a ding ding ding I'm going down
    I'm coming around

    All thoughts of sleep desert me
    There is no time
    Thirty minutes brings me round to her number nine

    To look down on the clouds
    You don't need to fly
    I've never flown in a plane
    I'll live until I die
     
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  8. Marc

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    It's basically full of healthy stuff. No Mars bars, Pringles or kinder eggs


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    so you have purchased a box of healthy snacks and are now moaning that there nothing in it you like.

    why the **** did you order it
     
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    A box set of Auf Weidersein Pet

    Some matchbox vw cars

    A Bible

    A ginger wig

    A book on how to kick and catch a ball

    A lettuce
     
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    I read that as 'There's nothing. Isn't it nice ?'
     
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  13. Marc

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    The interesting thing here is that with Graze, you specify exactly what you want. Based on what you like. That's the whole point of what they do.


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