Great Big Help Please.

Is there anyone familier with company law and the role of Directors?

 

Pm me matey.

 

He doesn't mean a pint of Directors Dirk

You Captains of Industry will be forming your own little club soon

 

"I didn't get where I am today....

Blazers and cravattes all round. Pip pip.</p>



Fcukwitted employers clique.</p>

 

You'll like this

I'm employing again - have on my desk a CV and application form from a lass called Kerry who was born in 1989
I am going to get locked up

 

RE: You'll like this

Tell me about it.</p>



They grow up so fast these days......................</p>

 

RE: You'll like this

To protect yourself against any discrimination claims, I would suggest that you get a neutral 3rd party in to observe everything, possibly through a hole in the wall in the ladies toilets.

I'll help if you like, I've got a drill.

 

Thats the kind of help I don't need

I'm quite able to take advantage of her by myself thank you

Can I have a lend of your drill though ?

 

compromise?

Drill no problem, but I expect some kind of webcam thing in return.

Deal?

 

I didn't take you for a bearded piss flap Noel Edmonds lookalike IOWT....

fecking Deal</p>

 

Are you suggesting

Live streaming streaming ?

 

RE: I didn't take you for a bearded piss flap Noel Edmonds lookalike IOWT....

I've drawn a **** on my hand if that counts.

 

RE: Are you suggesting

I think I can offer some kind of long distance learning programme for you. You can learn a lot about a candidate from what kind of underwear they have on and how often they have a wee. But only to a trained eye like mine.

Profiling I think it's called or stalking, not sure which but it's in books, so it's clever stuff.

 

Is that the IOW version of the Barnsley Swallow?

While you are at it draw Love and Hate across your fingers and a tear below your eye. To finish may I suggest the dotted line round your neck with tiny scissors and cut here.</p>

Tattoos are ace especially the prison ones.</p>

 

You Sir, are hired

I never it thought it would happen, but I think you've just revealed yourself as someone more depraved than even me

I've booked her interview for 4pm, hopefully she'll come straight from school

 

RE: Is that the IOW version of the Barnsley Swallow?

not much room for any more tattoos nowadays. I've just had '**** off' done on my eyelid and I've run out of ideas.

I'm thinking of getting my whole body coloured in pink and starting again.

 

RE: You Sir, are hired

So up until the webcam thing, you thought I was quite a respectable serial killer?

 

Kwality!!

Has anybody ever dropped on Darfields finest Mark Ford who has Made in Darfield printed across his forehead.</p>

I've spoken to loads of people not just from Barnsley who have come across him abroad.</p>

What a clown</p>

 

RE: You Sir, are hired

Photographs for 'Human resources' ???

 

I thought that the worrying personality

was down to the fact you've had too long 'Island Living'