There are 2 Sheff Weds fans and a Sheff Utd fan sitting in church, The first Sheff Wed fan walks up to the alter, gets down on his knees puts his hands together and cries "God, If you can here me - When will Sheff Wed be back in the premiership?" Suddenly there is a crack of thunder and a bolt of lightening and God replies " Give it ten years my son and all shall be well". "F*****g Hell - I'll be dead by then" says the owl Then the second Sheff Wed Fan walks up to the alter, gets down on his knees puts his hands together and cries "God, If you can here me - When will Sheff Wed win the FA Cup again?" Suddenly there is a crack of thunder and a bolt of lightening and God replies " Give it fifteen years my son and all shall be well". "F******g Hell - I'll be dead by then" shouts the disgruntled owl After watching the two Sheff Weds lads the Sheffield united fan walks up to the alter gets down on his knees puts his hands together and cries "God, If you can here me - You can keep your Premier League and your FA Cup, all I need to know is - When will we win at Oakwell?" Suddenly there is a crack of thunder and a bolt of lightening and God replies "F*****g Hell - I'll be dead by then!"
