When talking to a male friend, just say... "Oh you appear to have something on the heel of your shoe"... as he spins round and lifts his heel (adopting a gay stance).. you say... "ooooh hello Sailor" (in an extremely camp voice)... Eeeeehhh i PMSL...
"Oh you appear to have something on the heel of your shoe"... sounds like something tarn folk say everyday......
RE: "Oh you appear to have something on the heel of your shoe"... Was meant to be said in a Mr Chummondly-Warner type voice.... Thought it might be funnier... "Thas summat on thi eel ****"... Is that better mate...