greetings all from Eastern Africa

i am dismayed that Gordon Shepherd has not taken up any of my recent inventions to move the super red tykes forward into the next millenium so i have decided to branch out into further dergonomic ideas and i am looking for venture money from anyone who has a spare pound or two . i will allow a 10% share in my business but this is negotiable.

i have been travelling the world recently and after a stint in Bulgaria i have some new ideas. just email me at adamhinchliff@hotmail.co.uk or a straightforward paypal payment would probably be best

thanks

adam hinchcliff

The toilet Fetcher (C) Mr A Hinchcliff

The "Ping-Matic" device for hygienic removal of dog excrement. It involves a plastic tube with two open ends. One end is connected to an all-purpose suction unit, while the other is inserted in the dogs bottom. A funnel round the tube sits against the animal's buttocks, to prevent unnecessary spattering.

The "Ping-Matic" device prevents the soiling of parks and play areas. It can also be used on human patients suffering from chronic constipation.

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Portable Head Barrell (C) Mr A Hinchcliff

Headgear in the form of a portable container (a beer barrel can be used for pint drinkers). It has a spigot 14 for dispensing the contents by gravity or pressure. Or the spigot may have a hose so that the contents can be dispensed by suction direct to barrellmans mouth. The head gear can also include a cooling system; a heating system and / or an audio system. This saves having to queue up at the east stand for pies, bovril and orange drinks and is an alternative to a flask.

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Doggleblaster (C) Mr A Hinchcliff

A device for protecting the ears of a long haired dog from getting soiled by food while it is eating. A tube contains and protects each of the dog's ears. The tubes are held away from the dog's mouth and food as it eats. This can also be used by cats and badgers with a spare attachment.

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Brilliant! good inventions. Especially the dog anus thing, lol.

 

i am sure this could be created

i am currently using cub scout toggles from ties but hopefully the finished version will have an extendable and reversable toggle in a variety of colours. so i see no problem in having a rabbit version.

ads

 

well done Ads - a good concerted effort to win an award

boy did that take some work, hope it was worth it.</p>

 

have you considered

one for your dog's tail in order to keep well you know what from getting stuck in its hair? You could even do a special deal for customers if they buy that and the Doggleblaster at the same time.</p>