Found some old quizzy type things I wrote for WSB1 that didn't get used so I thought I'd air 'em on ere to provide an air of intellectual stimulation amongst the bitching and back biting. Free season ticket t'winner (1) I really like all the divisions (2) cooked my lad his dinner but only 50% of it is his fave colour (3) that Scottish copper is actually from Berlin (4) I'm in financial debt to a fella in my church (5) I asked my pet donkey if he fancied some exercise (6) I offered a blowk at church some drugs (7) plan for this afternoon, watch some old VHS tapes and a takeaway (8) It's a really convenient supermarket (9) got some reyt grief off local constabulary Pressed submit in error, I'll put rest up sooin
(10) everytime I see a policewoman I get an erection (11) I had to decide wether to bid on a news presenter or a load of bales (12) my mate Mick has just sent me a pic of him working in a bakery (13) I've just invited a rambler to my house (14) I like to leave my car in the gents More coming sooin
(15) some of my chess pieces has water gushing from it (16) I've developed a chart to record people's lop sided facial feature (17) i told Jeremy in literature class what to do (18) the motorways make travel so much easier