Pity neither was a defender They could do an Ian Holloway with his bouncebackability and get their boots back on!
Don't tell me... Colgan's been spying for the KGB and Ritchie was sent to Barnsley by MI5 as a counter-espionage agent. After a successful operation breaking Colgan's cover Ritchie's been awarded a job as pie-salesman at Hillsbrough and Colgan's has been sent to a top-secret military installation in Cudworth for political re-education. Sorry, just getting my conspiracy theory in before everyone else...