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  1. Gue

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    Masturbates over images from JJB's latest catalogue showing men in shorts.
     
  2. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Guest 97

    Gets blumpkinned by his Dad after he's just loved his cat.

    And owns "Bat out of Hell" by Meatloaf.
     
  3. Gue

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    Guest 522

    touches womens arses whilst out in public and hopes they don't notice.
     
  4. Thrappo Tyke

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    RE: Guest 97

    Guest 454 got double anally fisted by coachman and blackadder while skullfecking his dead grandma and then her dead dog.</p>

    This beats doing my dissertation anyday.. Balls to uni</p>
     
  5. The Full Ponty

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    Guest 63

    Looks like David Guest & secretly has intercourse with a bar of soap which has been fashioned into the shape of a trilby.

    And owns a copy of "Slippery When Wet" by Bon Jovi.
     
  6. The Full Ponty

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    So ...

    ... it's Paolo Tykeio?

    Yes?
     
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    RE: So ...

    Don't be silly....it's Andy Ritchie..coachman and blackadder only argue over him, because they're jealous over who gets to fist him first.</p>

    Unless Ritchie was Paulo Tykeio.</p>

    We need Roundsman</p>
     
  8. Tyk

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    Is it umbrage inducing day?

    Excellent news.
     
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    When it's as nice out as is it today

    it would be a shame for it not to be</p>

    Why go outdoors when from the safety of one's computer, they can chat B*ll*cks all day, hopefully piss the odd person off a little?</p>
     
  10. Gue

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    Seems to be more difficult these days

    Though not as difficult as 'Dan' finds it to read and understand postings.
     
  11. The Full Ponty

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    It's very hard.

    A bit like the Tongan National Rugby teams cocks as they gang bum TaxiRED's Missus?

    Too far?
     

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