I've invented a new game for quiet times on the BBS. We can make up the rules as we go, but I'll start. Guest no 891. Have you got a moustache?
RE: FAO Guest 200 You're mixing up the Guess Who game with Eddie Izzard chat up lines. Which direction do you want to take the rules? Online dating or elimination of features to identify who's the thingymibob from the game?
RE: FAO Guest 200 Ok, scrap the online dating. It's already getting like Blind Date on here with barnsleygal and her legion of fans. We'll play by your rules. Guest 464 - Do you have a nose?
RE: FAO Guest 200 Via text from 464.. yes My go, Guest 891 do you have hair sticking out your ears, with wax on it?
RE: FAO Guest 200 Via telepathy from 891 - Occasionally. **Cue gasps from the audience** Have you got someone in mind IOW Tyke? You get 25 points if you guess correctly.
RE: FAO Guest 200 I reckon its Gloria Hunniford, Yes 891 is definately Gloria Hunniford I can smell her **** Perfume and hair lacker.</p> Now the other one I'm not so sure? </p>
RE: FAO Guest 200 Early days yet Oxford, I don't want to relive that time when I thought it was Mrs Plum in the conservatory with the candlestick. That would be embarrassing. Although saying that, it sounds a bit like Frank. That's not a guess unless it is Frank btw.