Guy in front of me last night...

At final whistle turned to his mate and said - well that's it then, we're not going to get promoted. Idiot!!

 

Chap in front of me

was angry from the kick off.</p>



Colgan, Austin, Carbon, Burns, Shuker, Nardy were all ***** and should '**** off' apparently. </p>



And he stank.</p>

 

Sorry cocker.

Was it my Old Spice again?

Gutted I wasn't there.
The Farmer was still working at 4am!

Got a classic call from SM:

'Weer atha?'
'I'm still at work - I'm going home soon'
'Ar can't see thi - weer atha?'
'I'm not there - I'm in Leeds'
'Put thi hand int air so arr can see thi'
'I'm not fecking there you Deacon'
'Atha near nets?'
'For fecks sake'

 

RE: Sorry cocker.

Who was the farmer 'working' at 4 am ?</p>



Didn't see SM, but then again I was ***** blind at 7.30.</p>

 

Weir ar tha?

weir abarts?

 

RE: Sorry cocker.

Sounded like a very interesting pre match pint.
You filthy animal.

It's harvest time.
They thought it would rain today - so they got shed loads done yesterday.
To be fair - judging by his comments last night I don't think it will be long before he blows the bint out & starts 'ploughing other fields'.

You think Matt Carbon is great you do.

 

'Am eerr ...

... in Leeds'
'Put thi hand up so arr can see thi'
'Am not theer - yer dodgy shirted pissmeister'
'Atha near nets?'
'Neyw - am not theer yer deaf lovely person'

Sounded like you'd had a couple of pints of their bestest bitter.

 

Spent the whole 1st half

having a digital camcorder pointed at me by Lincolnshire constabulary. for some reason, they thought I was a bit too lairy. told to sit down else get under arrested ....still couldnt find thee like...you showing your face at any away ground this season? for obvious reasons, reluctant to patronise Oakwell at the mo....

 

RE: Spent the whole 1st half

Oh aye.
I think I'll make a fair few away games this season.
I'm not going to Colchester on Setdi.
Going to Preston, Gillingham, MK Dons, Rotherham & Bradford this year ... even got a pass from the Missus.

Was the Steward wearing a baseball cap with the name of a popular film on the front?

 

The steward was Bil-ly Bunter, Billy Bunter, Billy Bunter

he no doubt ate your pie as well as his. I fancy Gillingham that Friday neet....Farmer got his sat nav yet?

 

RE: The steward was Bil-ly Bunter, Billy Bunter, Billy Bunter

Neyw.
He relies on the trees & microclimate to judge where he is.
A farmer with a map is like a Cudworth lass with caviar.
Got dropped off at the OP in a Porsche on Setdi.
It was ***** ... the OP, not the Porsche.

Actually - the Gillingham game is the only dodgy one.
Supposed to be at a posh do at the Armouries ... but I'm going to claim diplomatic immunity or summat.

 

RE: The steward was Bil-ly Bunter, Billy Bunter, Billy Bunter

Was that your Sunshine coach outside Walkabout?

 

and

your better looking mate about 4 rows down?

 

RE: and

What is the 'OP' ? and what is a 'Porsche' ?

 

To be fair ...

... that geezer 4 rows forward was possibly the most unfortunate looking bloke on the planet.
Almost as munting as Jay.

I once had a Porsche ****.

 

RE: The steward was Bil-ly Bunter, Billy Bunter, Billy Bunter

That's because they believe in travel as the crow flies.

 

but we're NOT gonna get promoted...

so I make that guy technically correct.

Idiot.

 

Get orrrffff moy laaaarnd ...

It's because they are all mentalists.

'I require a big pile of money owing to the fact that I didn't grow anything this year' ... sheer class.

His mate is a 'glamour' photographer.
Took some well dodgy pictures in one of his barns a few months ago.

 

Come ere young heiffer and lerr I love ee

Definitely strange folk

 

RE: Get orrrffff moy laaaarnd ...

Wandered round the Northern quarter in Manc yesterday lunchtime. In a side street there was a big woman in basque and suzzies facing the wall arms and legs spread while a bloke snapped photos.

Nearly choked on my muffin.